Using the very latest in Pageturn technology, this full-color spoof of everyone's favorite information-superhighway-thingie redraws the world wide web via the most cutting edge of gadgets--a book.All 144 pages are stuffed with narcissistic bloggers, ultra-geeks, and desperate online daters. The result is funny and scary, clever and crude, dark and absurd. Recommended "sites" to visit include Notbitch--the world's nicest gossip site, Bullies Reunited--relive your teenage days of beating people up for money, Poormatch.com--the world's worst dating site, and Porn for girls by girls--hardcore social lunch with the parents, and roughly taken on a romantic weekend! So dump that PDA, grandpa, drown your mouse, and dropkick your iPhone into a nearby pond. Portable and wireless, with no battery required and 95% virus free, the internet in a book provides the traditional internet pleasures of surfing, stalking, and having your credit card details stolen, all at the turn of a page!